- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
waiting for zayn to squad up and he do
before discovering lana del rey
after discovering lana del rey
we need to take tyler and put him on brooklyn nine nine save him from this diarrhea show please call the number below your screen to save this angel child you can save a life
I’ll never be truly happy until cheezy bites are offered all year round